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Old 05-19-2005, 09:28 am
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Don't Drink And Drive
Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:30 pm
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that ain't such a bad idea
not thati drink my self though
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

i used to do that heidi,
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Old 11-26-2005, 03:56 pm
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Old 12-03-2005, 03:03 pm
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lol
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Old 12-03-2005, 04:19 pm
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was that a joke?
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and no... LOL!!!
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My boyfriend used to deliver pizzas and would give me and everyone else a lift home if it was near his delivery point.
He used to use up all his petrol tho!
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LOL. That was adorable.
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excellent thinking!
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Haha that's actually a really good idea!
Putting a stop to some drink driving :P
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here is a Doctor, doctor, I've only fifty-nine seconds to live.
Hold on, I'll be with you in a minute.
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Haha!! That's good!
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good one
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I truly believed that the only way that I could be happy in this life was to be drunk. This was a twisted mindset. I really looked down on other people who didn’t drink and pitied them that they were not able to “get happy” like I was.
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yeah lol funny
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